I'm blogging so I must have something to say...

Ni vet ju vilken favvo överdrivet kategoriserande är för mig, så när jag snubblade över det här var jag bara tvungen att sprida det vidare...=) Amerikanskt ursprung förstås vilket förklarar det mesta.

Who doesn't love stereotypes?

I'm SKINNY - so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm OVERWEIGHT - so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm EMO - so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a BLACK MAN - so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE - so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN - so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm GAY - so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a MUSLIM - so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND - so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER - so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN - so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS - so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST - so I MUST hate the world.
I'm LIBERAL - so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS - so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY - so I MUST just want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH - so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN - so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm CUBAN - so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a CHEERLEADER - so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER - so I MUST be gay.
I wear SHORT SKIRTS - so I MUST be a slut.
I'm PUNK - so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH - so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK - so I MUST be goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN - so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM - so I MUST be irresponsible.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's - so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS - so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART - so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN - so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have Big BOOBS - so I MUST be a 'hoe'.
I'm COLOMBIAN - so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm German - so I MUST be a Nazi
I'm BRAZILIAN - so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm a STONER - so I MUST be going nowhere.
I'm a VIRGIN - so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a SKATER - so I must smoke weed and steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN - so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm SWEDISH - so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.(!)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BI - so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY - so I MUST have a small penis.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP - so I MUST be anti-social.
My hair gets GREASY a lot - so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE - so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
I'm a NUDIST - so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics - so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN - so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER - so I must be homosexual.
I am a FAN-GIRL - so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN - so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD - so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN - so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm CANADIAN - so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED - so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST - so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth.
I'm a TEENAGER - so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH - so I MUST love tea and have bad teeth.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT - so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I'm CONSERVATIVE - so I MUST be against abortion
I DISAGREE with my government - so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS - so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG - so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian - so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I’m GAY - so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND - so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm a PERSON - so I MUST be LABELED